The Jets step in worthless poop, twice.
Picture this; you just walked into a fine diner in the city that Never Sleeps. Upon arrival your left foot steps in cat feces, and bringing your right foot forward your shiny tailored leather shoe crushes into dog feces. This is exactly what the New York Jets are stepping in. After getting over your new Louis Vuitton poop shoes you enter the diner and order the city’s finest meal. The food is great. Your nights been saved, until your third bite. A cockroach scurries across the table as you bite into a mouthful of wiry hairs. The nights been ruined. New York gets a bad review from you. That is exactly what the New York Jets are biting into.

You guys can choose which one Tim Tebow is, and which Mark Sanchez is.
The Jets added Tim Tebow to their roster this off season in the media shaking trade. Denver received a 3rd and 5th round draft pick or some garbage of that nature. If I were to trade for Tebow I would offer a pocketful of dust bunnies and about a foot of grape Bubble Tape. If I wanted to trade for Mark Sanchez, I would throw in one of those old cassette Walkmans’ to sweeten the deal because those worthless miscellaneous items is about what both these players amount to in the NFL.


Trading for Tebow?
Big Green has needed a quarterback ever since Chad Pennington took his talents to South Beach. Then with the 5th pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Jets selected Mark Sanchez of U.S.C. After that draft the Jets…still needed a quarterback.

Even at U.S.C I found Mark Sanchez to be average at best as far as the crop of NFL talent goes. Sanchez’s sophomore and junior year as the Trojan signal caller he combined for 758 yards on 121 passing attempts. It wasn’t until Sanchez senior season that he finally played in full and threw for over 3,000 yards.
Once Mark Sanchez arrived in New York, he was quickly labeled a winner and the Jets truly thought they had their franchise guy. The only thing Mark Sanchez was a winner of was the cover of GQ magazine. Too bad the cover of GQ isn’t worth seven points. Mark Sanchez continued to fool critics though. NFL analysts, sportswriters, and fans alike, all believed that they had a winner taking the snap every Sunday. Let me point out some winner type numbers that jump off the page for all the wrong reasons.
2009 - Jets at Saints – Mark Sanchez - 138 yards, o td’s, 3 int’s, 1 lost fumble. 27 passer rating.
Bills at Jets – Mark Sanchez – 119 yards, o td’s, 5 int’s. 8.3 passer rating.
Jaguars at Jets – Mark Sanchez – 212 yards, 1 td, 2 int’s. 59.3 passer rating.
Jets at Patriots – Mark Sanchez – 136 yards, 1 td, 4 ints. 37.1 passer rating.
2010 – Ravens at Jets – Mark Sanchez – 74 passing yds, 0 td’s, 0 int’s. 56.4 passer rating.
Packers at Jets – Mark Sanchez – 256 yards, o td’s, 2 int’s. 43.3 passer rating.
Jets at Patriots – Mark Sanchez – 164 yards, o td’s, 3 int’s. 27.8 passer rating.
The above numbers are only a few examples. The list of poor performances goes on and on. I mean come on an 8.3 passer rating? That would be great if it were out of ten, but it’s not. The Jets could have called Jimmy Johns and slapped a number nine jersey on the delivery guy and gotten an 8.3 out of him. But they still say Mark’s a winner. How about the fact that in 2009 the Jets running game was first in the NFL averaging 172.2 ypg. A well balanced attack between rookie Shonn Greene and vet Thomas Jones caught fire towards the end of the season, and lit up like a dry California brush fire in the following year. Thomas Jones final year with the Jets, in 2009 was his best career year to date rushing for over 1,400 yards on 331 attempts. But Mark Sanchez was still credited a winner.
The Jets also had a top three defense in Mark’s first two seasons allowing only 252.3 yards per game. That stat line was first in the NFL in 2009. In 2010 the Big Green monster allowed only 291 yards per game. That was third in the NFL. Mark Sanchez was still credited a winner.
The defensive side of the ball is also where I found Mark Sanchez to be most impressive, on the sidelines, wiping entrails from his nose on unsuspecting Jets staff but on the sidelines none the less. Someone should have planted a Brian Robinson boot to Sanchez nuts for the picking and flicking incident. Mark Sanchez couldn’t hold Mark Brunel’s jock strap.

The most ironic stat of all?
Football experts are finally, FINALLY begin to question Mark Sanchez as a top tier quarterback and the year in which they did, he posted the best stats of his career in every category.
2009- 196/364 2,444yds. 12 td’s 20 int’s. 53.8% completion.
2010—278/507 3,291yds. 17 td’s 13 int’s. 54.8% completion.
2011 308/543 3,474yds. 26 td’s 18 int’s. 56.7% completion.
Shonn Greene rushed for over a hundred yards in both of the Jets 2009 playoff wins. The loss against the Colts Greene had 41 yards. The Jets defense also held opponents to 24 points or less.
A team can make the playoffs or even win a Super Bowl with a bad QB, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Baltimore Ravens have both done such a feat. But in a passer league, more so now than ever, your quarter back is the most important guy on the field if you want to be great. My point boils down to the Jets had one of the best blitzkrieg style running games paired with a blistering get to the ball hungry defense. Mark Sanchez is not a winner; he is at best the key to keeping the Jets from possibly back to back Super Bowls. Now the genius plan was to bring in the “dog feces” referred to earlier, in Tim Tebow.
Bringing in Tim Tebow was like trying to fix a relationship by getting married, or having a kid, possibly the dumbest thing the Jets could have done. With everything I’ve said about Mark Sanchez, apply that to Tim Tebow 1 million times over. Tebow was a hot topic, a trend, and the most over hyped and over rated player in NFL history regardless of position. I will not even exert any energy to compare the two statistically at all, they are the same guy, except Tebow is even worse. I do not understand for a second how you even begin to make a half assed argument to try an defend Tim Tebow, (Skip Bayless) yet he still reaches praise when he won solely off of a solid defense, grinding running game, and a God send of pure luck.
The Jets tried replacing dry clay shit, with a fresh new wet stink pie. I would have searched anywhere in desperation for a QB before trading away a whole foot of Bubble Tape for Tebow. What is Jamarcuss Russell or Tim Rattay up to? You missed out New York. Mark my words, Tim Tebow will never ever win a ring, and New York will never have green diamonds in a Super Bowl ring if Sanchez continues to be “the guy”.

Ty